Total Medals Earned: 70 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 550 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (65/125 points)
Started The Game
Got Back to camp
Let Jessica Pee
get caught
Peeing!!
Kill David
you lost
use a trap
kill Jessica for Food
Killed the campers
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
View the credit page
View all of the submissions
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/18 (155/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get all 10 stones
Get Bee Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 13/30 (75/190 points)
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Pet the teddy
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/145 points)
hidehidehide
one piece of code
two pieces of code
four pieces of code
three pieces of code
five pieces of code
Hide in 5 different places (objects / furniture)
Win the game
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)
Medals Earned: 25/33 (125/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
View the game walkthrough.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/325 points)
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.